Real Mothers

• Real mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.
• Real mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.
• Real mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens, and happy kids.
• Real mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpet.
• Real mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.
• Real mothers sometimes ask "why me," and get their answer when a little voice says, "because I love you best."
• Real mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grade...it is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom.