14 Jul 2006
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Today's Sponsor:Christian Bestsellers from Crossings Book Club. This Week's JokeThere was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?" "Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature." "Where's the package?" I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up. "Could I see some ID?" I said, still not convinced. "Lady," he replied wearily, "if I wanted to break into your house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the keys I had left in the door. |
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| posted by Jonathan at 18:28 | permalink | |


