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Today's Joke About pets

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Why is it that...

...we’ll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour to make up for lost time?

...we tie up our dog while letting our sixteen year old son run wild?

...in the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about work?

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