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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

You're Somewhere Between "Baby Boomer" and "Generation X" If:

  • You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool.
  • Any photograph of you shows you wearing an Izod shirt with the collar turned up.
  • You know any "Weird Al" Yankovic songs by heart.
  • You've ever rung someone's doorbell and said "Landshark!"
  • You were once bowled over by the technological excellence of such products as Atari, IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco.
  • You remember the premier of MTV -or worse yet, you remember its predecessor, "Friday Night Videos."
  • You and your friends ever discussed having a reunion at the end of the century and playing Prince's "1999" until you passed out partying.
  • A predominant color in your childhood photos is plaid.
  • You remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was alternative, and when "alternative comedy" was really funny.
  • You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the minivan.
  • You rode in the back of the station wagon facing the cars behind you.
  • You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: "You know, back when...," "When I was your age...," or "When I was younger..."

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