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Today's Joke About children

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Supermarket Hysteria

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart that contained a screaming, bellowing baby.

The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son Albert."

The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I’m Albert."

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